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2/25/2016

Raven-Symone and Bill Cosby to run off together to the Isle of Amnesia, AKA Dirty Brooklyn Basement + strong dissassociatives

Raven - Symone calls this his "pudding face".

Vowing to move to Canada if Republicans dare to nominate a candidate , the once and future Cosby kid stated that she already had a ticket to a secluded Canadian Island which had no official law enforcement. Raven continued by stating she will put her phone into the care of her lawyer, escape to Canada and no one but Bill Cosby will know. Raven continued that if Ted Cruz was nominated she would have to drink whatever was in front of her, no mater how long Bill Cosby was left with it beforehand.

Hillary Clinton wants to "autotune" History

Its Ironic!!!...?
Hillary Clinton stated that if elected she would have civil and labor rights leaders airbrushed out of iconic images, and have her age appropriate self digitally inserted (William was obviously delighted, till her realized he wouldn't be fingering a 20 something Hillary).
This is my tolerance face
Clinton began by sighting precedent, as Stalin and Hitler had done before her, but when reporters questioned her program or sources of inspiration she had Secret Service agents, who she fondly calls her SS, open up on them with fire hoses and starved German Shepards. After the room had been cleared and the wounded impounded, she explained how she was a women fighting in a mans world married to an unfaithful spouse that she should be applauded for remaining with and sympathized with for the cruelties.inflicted upon her, and if you question that paradigm, she will bleed you out herself.