Trump insists on...MURDER!

Trump made his strongest case yet for him continuing to murder, at will, without cause, recourse or retribution. Having previously stated "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters" he has doubled down by stating :

I could strangle a street walker, suffocate a homosexual runaway in a Walmart bathroom with a shopping bag, or push a homeless man in front of an oncoming A Train, by the way, Go New York! Either way, people don't care, especially not about the people I kill, believe me I choose the best victims, and with my properties around the globe, nobodies gonna find'em, they're [flutters hands in the air comically] gone!

Later on twitter he claimed the Mexi-Judaeo liberal cabal had twisted his words and he was going to "@#$%ing murder them!" but first  he was going to "Toy with them in his basement". It is unclear what exactly has made his fetishistic, rage based, but extremely calculated murders a topic for the campaign trail. Some analysts point to the sexual attraction and wonder inspired by many heinous murderers, especially those who gain fame and notoriety for their acts, and the kind of nut jobs that would fall for a monster, well that's the kind of crazy he wants in the Ballot box in November.

If he murders as a compulsion and for pleasure, but he doesn't want to murder me, that must make me special

 

Old white men are truly the crude maul of G-d

5 Hard to believe "facts" about "The Shawshank Redemption"

1) Morgan Freeman isn't actually in the movie - Frank Darabont kept the actor strung out with cocaine, benzos and hookers for most of the filming, and even when on set, he was locked in a supply closet with alcohol Popsicle and molly. The character of Red was actually played by G-d incarnate, who helped Darabont gaslight Freeman into believing he had actually played the part.

2) Tim Robbins was sexually assaulted during filming - Stephen King made many deals where he sold the rights to his stories for one dollar so aspiring film makers could develop his work on the cheap, as long as they had something else to trade to the King of Horror as well, and Tim Robbins needed the work.

He likes the flesh

3) The scene where Bogs was beaten by Captain Hadley wasn't simulated - Darabont had thought to change the Bogs - Dufresne relationship into a reluctant courtship, but Mark Ralston had eaten Clancy Browns lunch on the day they were to shoot his home coming scene, but was so overcome with rage when he saw Ralstons smug face that he beat him within an inch of his life, while Darabont cheered him on off stage and kept the cameras rolling despite growing revulsion and alarm, and ironically, if Browns father hadn't been a former congressman, Clancy himself would have gone to prison much like his character did.

4) Stephen King has a collection of hair and nail clippings from the cast and crew - Reportedly to maintain hygiene  and appearance, but really because he is a freak, Stephen King would clip the nails and hair of cast members while they slept during filming, even if they weren't sleeping on set. It was believed that it ended there, but it seems King entertains guests at his Maine residence with dolls he made with these materials and rodent bones.

5) Castle Rock Entertainment was founded to lure wayward teenagers into seclusion - Rob Riener and Stephen King used the production company as a lure for runaways looking to become actors, and the lighthouse in the emblem is based on the actual Maine lighthouse where Riener and King ended so many short lives.

When the sun sets, they start

Sorry John, he's never going to change

Ohio Governor John Kasich says he won't back Trump unless he sees a "Fundamental change". John, I hate to break it to you, but Trump is a living fossil, he is a scorpion, he will not have a fundamental change in 300 million years. 1980's Trump is effectively the exact same as 2016 Trump. You tell me the old Trump is gone, I'll tell you to look closer and you will find Trump selling junk real estate off the coast of Madagascar, you tell me he has changed his ways, I will point to mystified Amazonian tribesman talking about "Chap-Ta Uleven", the man’s antics are woven into Scottish folklore and Irish superstition, with a pre-Cambrian fossil record. In short, what I am trying to say is, Kasich, don't be an idiot and say idiotic things.

In this 1586 painting a small handed man with an orange complexion tricks an angry, ignorant traveler into making him Duke