Scaramucci: "I can do more cocaine than any of you, and that makes ME BETTER THAN YOU!"

Here "The Mooch" can be seen describing the line of cocaine he just did, and he got the nickname "The Mooch" from always partaking in cocaine, while rarely paying for it

Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci blasted the gathered journalist after insisting on arm wrestling who he deemed their leader and lost, Scaramucci responded by calling him a "@#$%ing cheater" and promised that his lawyer is going to ruin him, between sniffles that were partially emotional, and partially from all the cocaine he just did. Scaramucci added:

"I can buy, sell and @#$% each of you and your mother, that is if I can get you all to stop jerking each other off long enough to bend you over, you're all bunch of @#$%ing leakers who wouldn't know their @#$% from their @#$%. Priebus, Bannon, and the white house presscorp sitting tree @-#-$-%-I-N-G, don't you look at me, don't you dare look at me you piece of @#$%! You haven't earned the right to look at me! I will take your eyes out with a melon baller! You all think you can waltz in here and judge, well the patriots will judge you when Trump declares hunting seasons OPEN on purveyors of fake news!"

He went on to make a series of noxious statements, and providing an encore of a few favorites, such as "Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac...'Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months" and "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock".Finally the President has bat@#$% insane to match his own, and a fan of twitter to boot.