A list of the weirdest things in the world Part I

1)A Vagina smoking. A Vagina opening to reveal a human eye would also be acceptable.

2)Finding a Sad Midget clown in your closet

3)Looking at your hands and saying "What are these for?"

4)Understanding why they made so many Police academy movies.

6)Walking into a ER and finding a Monkey in doctors cloths doing surgery...With a banana... Properly!

7)The world of long haul truckers.

8)Dahli Esque worlds of improbable events and Physics were its always 9:30.

9) That we have not fought the Siafu!


10)Tim Burton in Eat the Pills Tim

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about the pope: An Unavoidable conclusion

I was just thinking, Isn't the pope supposed to be infallible, then how could he have been a member of Hitler Youth, the only answer possible is that the Catholics love Hitler Youth, seriously I'm just waiting for the Pope to go all Dr. Strangelove.

PS-MEIN FUHRE... RRRR! [what he says right before knocking over his Reichsstag snowglobe]

Factus(Fa-c-tus) from the Latin, to fact!

The TASMANIAN WOLF went extinct in 1936, shortly thereafter the world went to war.

P.S.- It wasn't a wolf or a tiger, it was a marsupial you bastards, a innocent marsupial, you killed it, you killed a mammal that shelter its children -inside- themselves.Bastard!