Raven-Symone and Bill Cosby to run off together to the Isle of Amnesia, AKA Dirty Brooklyn Basement + strong dissassociatives

Raven - Symone calls this his "pudding face".

Vowing to move to Canada if Republicans dare to nominate a candidate , the once and future Cosby kid stated that she already had a ticket to a secluded Canadian Island which had no official law enforcement. Raven continued by stating she will put her phone into the care of her lawyer, escape to Canada and no one but Bill Cosby will know. Raven continued that if Ted Cruz was nominated she would have to drink whatever was in front of her, no mater how long Bill Cosby was left with it beforehand.

Hillary Clinton wants to "autotune" History

Its Ironic!!!...?

Hillary Clinton stated that if elected she would have civil and labor rights leaders airbrushed out of iconic images, and have her age appropriate self digitally inserted (William was obviously delighted, till her realized he wouldn't be fingering a 20 something Hillary).

This is my tolerance face

Clinton began by sighting precedent, as Stalin and Hitler had done before her, but when reporters questioned her program or sources of inspiration she had Secret Service agents, who she fondly calls her SS, open up on them with fire hoses and starved German Shepards. After the room had been cleared and the wounded impounded, she explained how she was a women fighting in a mans world married to an unfaithful spouse that she should be applauded for remaining with and sympathized with for the cruelties.inflicted upon her, and if you question that paradigm, she will bleed you out herself.

He has a plan

The Conspiracy not to assassinate Trump Pt 1.

Since the early 80's is it has been commonly held wisdom: bang, bang two in the head and one in the chest, if you are a bombastic venture capitalist punk with cajonese of a space age polymer known to alien ex pats only as Trump/Donald, you know its not that simple. Prior to his birth certain ancient cults, I'm looking at you Zoroastrians, so hard it hurts, began slaughtering pigs and dogs in untold numbers, a lot from south Asia...more than you would expect. Diverting blame towards the national well association and other canine scapegoats, you guessed it, time travelling renegades, they are everywhere, woven in time. Began their impudent reavings. Why wont they stop [pantomime pulling ones hair out] , because of Donald MLK Trump, the quantum agent version of Trump who has saved existence time and time again, and whose only weakness is that his life, that of a altruistic omni-powerful savior to mankind, DMLKT who has saved mankind from threats foreign and domestic native and extraterrestrial, but, as I eluded to before is tied to the bombastic Megalomaniac Mogul Donald Trump, two bodies, one life force.

Things just got complicated

So while the anti-Trump Death squads loaded onto Osprey's and proceeded by a 36 hour bombardment are doable, and even pleasant, can we afford to kill Trump? Both the long and short answer are a resounding, deafening and aggressive "no" but let us elaborate:
A) Trump is, theoretically, a person, of course the accident at Pearsons pier put that to the test, but...basically human material, not fit for murder.
B) Murdering a paranoid Billionaire is difficult, Margaritas are easy...apolitical, welcome to Margaritville, or something.

You gotta ask, how bad do you want it

C) Cyborgs, especially time travelling ones, love Trump, sometimes too hard, sometimes too fast, but it is still called love, in a monochromatic voice as the pincers close around your larynx.
D) My little Ponies

He will do things, Pony things

DMLKT certainly has a range of allies despite his uretheral meatus of an alter ego, 90% of them want him to live; 80% of the time, which means its time for the Shadow UN to be called!

Both UN's are creepy in their own way