5 Hard to believe "facts" about "The Shawshank Redemption"

1) Morgan Freeman isn't actually in the movie - Frank Darabont kept the actor strung out with cocaine, benzos and hookers for most of the filming, and even when on set, he was locked in a supply closet with alcohol Popsicle and molly. The character of Red was actually played by G-d incarnate, who helped Darabont gaslight Freeman into believing he had actually played the part.

2) Tim Robbins was sexually assaulted during filming - Stephen King made many deals where he sold the rights to his stories for one dollar so aspiring film makers could develop his work on the cheap, as long as they had something else to trade to the King of Horror as well, and Tim Robbins needed the work.

He likes the flesh

3) The scene where Bogs was beaten by Captain Hadley wasn't simulated - Darabont had thought to change the Bogs - Dufresne relationship into a reluctant courtship, but Mark Ralston had eaten Clancy Browns lunch on the day they were to shoot his home coming scene, but was so overcome with rage when he saw Ralstons smug face that he beat him within an inch of his life, while Darabont cheered him on off stage and kept the cameras rolling despite growing revulsion and alarm, and ironically, if Browns father hadn't been a former congressman, Clancy himself would have gone to prison much like his character did.

4) Stephen King has a collection of hair and nail clippings from the cast and crew - Reportedly to maintain hygiene  and appearance, but really because he is a freak, Stephen King would clip the nails and hair of cast members while they slept during filming, even if they weren't sleeping on set. It was believed that it ended there, but it seems King entertains guests at his Maine residence with dolls he made with these materials and rodent bones.

5) Castle Rock Entertainment was founded to lure wayward teenagers into seclusion - Rob Riener and Stephen King used the production company as a lure for runaways looking to become actors, and the lighthouse in the emblem is based on the actual Maine lighthouse where Riener and King ended so many short lives.

When the sun sets, they start

Sorry John, he's never going to change

Ohio Governor John Kasich says he won't back Trump unless he sees a "Fundamental change". John, I hate to break it to you, but Trump is a living fossil, he is a scorpion, he will not have a fundamental change in 300 million years. 1980's Trump is effectively the exact same as 2016 Trump. You tell me the old Trump is gone, I'll tell you to look closer and you will find Trump selling junk real estate off the coast of Madagascar, you tell me he has changed his ways, I will point to mystified Amazonian tribesman talking about "Chap-Ta Uleven", the man’s antics are woven into Scottish folklore and Irish superstition, with a pre-Cambrian fossil record. In short, what I am trying to say is, Kasich, don't be an idiot and say idiotic things.

In this 1586 painting a small handed man with an orange complexion tricks an angry, ignorant traveler into making him Duke

PeanutZ

I am getting so far out, one day I wont come back at all 

Clinton Blames Bernie Sanders for bad polls

Many Clinton allies are blaming Bernie Sanders genuine narrative, strength of character, as well as a lifetime of experiences that underline the fact that he is an, albeit radical, moral person with strong convictions, which does not compare well to Mrs. Clinton. I mean the only time he got arrested was for protesting racial segregation, while Clinton's husband used the confederate stars and bars in his campaign materials in 1992.

Okay guys, I know this looks bad...[that's it]

They go on to point out that his 30+ years of proven electability as a Mayor, Congressman and Senator, as opposed to Clinton, who road into the Senate on Bill's coat tails, and didn't make it back into the Obama cabinet for a second term (Ostensibly so she could focus on her presidential candidacy, but if she was really rocking it she would have stayed and resigned when campaign season started), does not compare well. 

Clinton's hench-folk point out that the main things that are propping up Clinton's candidacy is the wealth and power of the establishment that supports her, and Sanders categorical rejection of that kind of influence, throughout his political life, and the groundswell of public support that made his candidacies possible, and that grows in parallel to peoples awareness of him, as opposed to a web search of the name Clinton+corruption,  do not compare well. Nor does it sit well that Democratic National Committee chairwoman, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz  clearly showed preference and deference towards Clinton at every step of the nominating process.

 Democratic National Committee chairwoman, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), explaining the need for party unity on MSNBC, after exsanguinating a kitten

So, in the words of Obi wan Kenobi, Mrs. Clinton: