Metal Detectors are Islamophobic

Electrical currents are a Zionist plot, its a well known fact! Or possibly a common confusion, Einstein/ Edison could be the same person just using wigs and facial hair, you can't prove they aren't. As such it adds insult to injury to use them to detect the tools of the righteous martyr by occupying crusaders before they punch their ticket to paradise. Of course, perhaps, if the Palestinians hadn't desensitized the Israeli public to the absolute necessity of  onion like layers of defense to keep political murderers at bay, you know, with the Palestinians favorite form of protest being murder and all, they may be more sensitive to the opposition.

It's like Hiroshima had sex with MK-ULTRA and the abortion didn't die

There was a time, long ago, a Golden Age, beginning in 1968 when PFLP Hijacked El Al Flight 426 for 40 days till 1979 when Zionist beam detectors ended that halcyon Age of violent, Jet based protests, when proud Arab men got the attention they deserved for the worse possible reasons, with 9/11 being , sadly, the Indian Summer of it. Metal detectors are like West Bank Barrier walls, compressed into an entrance sized machine, dammit, the Zionist authorities won't even allow us the basic human dignity of spray painting metal detectors, much less smash them and their operators with an aluminum baseball bat, like the honor of the prophet demands.

Wandering, on a cross, or bust

I mean let us be fair with Islam (and to a much, much lesser extent, Christianity), when they were piecing together acceptable segments of the Jewish experience to form their own monotheistic system, they never really thought the Jews would mount a comeback, and both did their darnedest to make sure that was the case, but with the craziness of WWII and feeling bad about how many of them were murdered for no reason at all, they forgot that their belief systems rely on a weak and defeated Jewish people, way to drop the ball two largest monotheistic religions. To be fair to the Palestinians they did collaborate with the Nazis in hopes of liquidating the Levantine Jews, but you know what they say about the best laid plans...

If you despise Jews, Hitler is great company

Now, the enemies of Islam are making a mountain out of mole hill when the servants of Allah murdered two measly Policemen to infringe on the rights of Muslim Palestinians to use a religious shrine to launch attacks on the innocent. The idea that people who overwhelmingly support violence against their Jewish neighbors should be suspected of planning to harm Jews using any means necessary, just because they have used every means at their disposal to harm Jews in the past, is indefensible.

These Jewish dogs need to be smart, not right, and not start to think that there is some point were only right is right.



    

36% Of Americans just want to lay down their lives for their nation/city/family/single gesture, already for G-d's sake!

Overcomes ring-addiction AND helps save the fellowship, lucky duck

Most sensible Americans would never contemplate suicide, the social, financial, and, you know, legacy things, just make it unfeasible. On the other hand, on the battlefield? For glory? Immortalized in a noble cause [Nation strokes mustache thoughtfully]. I know what your saying, there are no noble causes, its all just shit and taxes, and that's the attitude that has kept you from feasting and fighting with eternal heroes in Valhalla, because any cause is righteous and worthy if A) Your getting paid B) It is legally (By your guys) sanctioned violence, that allows a sportsman like chance for death C) You gotta want it, and according to our survey 36% do.

All he wanted was to bravely save the kingdom from the evil incest family, and this is the thanks he gets, but he will be remembered, and there will be repercussions, so, pretty awesome

We are all flawed and fragile creatures living lives of occasional and fleeting purpose, you're meat, I'm meat, everyone you ever loved is or was meat, and if they ain't meat, they have returned to the primordial shit, but people don't say that about people who die for their beliefs, just ask Jesus, Joan of Arc, the entire cast of the Alamo, remembered on the screen, in art, as vaunted cultural icons beyond repute, with minor attention paid to the lives they lived before they got in over their heads and were martyred violently, with flimsy pretexts for cause, walla, you are a legend! Life is hard, but there is no end to folks trying to enlist folks in causes where they will face danger and death in their stead. So sign up get a gun and uniform and go be a hero just like your sergeant told you not to. Or, being the iconoclast you are invent or shape a fledgling movement in your image and then achieve G-d like status in your martyrdom, either way, have fun with it!

But nobody remembers the guy who gets pushed of a cliff by a cow ( The Field 1990), loser, with a loser dad

Michael Chernus is the storm, and soon everything will be Michael Chernus

If he isn't your brother/friend/ Co-worker already, he will be

Scientists have unearthed a disturbing, yet comforting, trend as the undeniable truth, can not be denied any longer, that non-essential white males are being systematically replaced by Michael Chernus AKA "The Chernus", "The Generic Angel", "Party Slag"and "Everyman, if Everyman let himself go but had a personality to compensate".

While his modern incarnation was born in 1977, Chernus like figures have been identified throughout history, always ambiguously middle aged

Michael Chernus would like you to believe he was born in Rocky River, Ohio AKA Midwest Anytown, on August 8th 1977 AKA the school-less beginning of lazy hot month during the Carter administration, even recounting it gives the reader mild retrograde amnesia, especially due to his special circumstances, primarily that aside from forged documents, photographs and lying witnesses, there is no physical evidence that Michael Chernus existed before 2007, when he turned 30, AKA...middle-aged.

Here Michael Chernus can be seen responding to me when I explained that I knew his secret, but he in turn explained that he was more powerful then I could possibly imagine and invited me to take a shot at the devil, but warned me that I better not miss, I honestly thought he meant my camera...since it was in my hand, I regret not killing Michael Chernus when the chance was presented

Michael Chernus is an ancient Satyr, which I can prove if people would allow me to strip him down and display his constant erection, or video tape him at his orgies where he will inevitably substitute the word fun with faun, and no he isn't just drunk and slurring his words as he partakes of every earthly pleasure. While surely this mythical thespian of stage and film will toy with mankind, since, isn't that the greatest pleasure this world has to offer? And who better to toy with than middle aged character actors unable to star? It is predicted, by scientists! That Chernus will occupy 95% of the supporting white, middle aged male roles, on stage, in film, married friends, that guy at the bar, and on TV, before his corporeal form disintegrates into a vinegary mist in 2027 as it will have aged past it's prime, only to reconstitute itself in some other non-descript time, in a non-descript place, to wreak non-descript havoc in the future.

Perfect Tweetstorm destroys Nebraska town

A combination of social, environmental, and of course, sexual factors led the town to emotionally engage in a series of flash purges, with enough overlapping grievances leading any observer to believe that everyone was butchering everyone they see and that it was everyone for themselves, leading to what was left of the town to be looted to death. An interconnected series of affairs, their revelation, a recent tornado, and a truly amazing roofing deal which included a free AR-15 Assault Weapon, a hazing gone wrong, a batch of marijuana laced cookies distributed at a church event, and a dreamy teenage drifter that came into town, earning the admiration of fellow youth, and demonized by the town's entrenched elite, all contributed to small town America turning on itself.

"It all just went wrong"

Without going into essential detail, and admittedly, reliable reports became rare near the end, we have an unparalleled example of mass hysteria forever immortalized in the fervent, chaotic, hateful, romantic communications that characterized this tragic event, but whose grizzly aftermath reminds us of the senseless violence information can cause, and how it needs to be controlled for the good of the masses, and that honest communication between lovers is a good first step towards averting future twitter related massacres that afflict the innocent and guilty alike.

Scrappy likes to have fun, do you like to have fun?

While a simultaneous possible hoax, sex tape of Shia Lebeouf/Justin Bieber with Scrappy The Wonder Dalmatian might have added fuel to the fire, as Scrappy The Wonder Dalmatian was a local hero from Volunteer Fire Troop No. 10, whose inaction allowed fire to consume the towns once vibrant city center, but instead a series of old but still poignant vendettas that came to life as the town lined up around the issue of Billy Mansetti who was paraded through the town with a decapitated cows head placed over his own with a haphazard straw based breathing apparatus, collapsing from aspirating "beefy chunks", who perished the following week when Anti-Mansetti partisans torched the hospital and several other pieces of vital infrastructure.

It was an old warehouse that all the kids spent an entire weekend on...

While the adults of New Gamla Nebraska turned against their neighbor the Charismatic young drifter Timothy "Master Grievance" Parcel led a series of rap battles, whose original content centered around our common drives and dreams, along with his signature Moonwalk/Robot dance and hardluck past, interweaved with the towns recent tribulations. After an especially emotional set at the Mitchet Residence, Sally Mitchet had the emotional strength to confront her emotionally abusive father who responded by torching Parcel's Rap Capoeira Dojo and Lynching him on a street lamp outside as an"Example".


The rest of the story being fire, civilizations petty attempts to reassert itself, and a local bowling alley marketing itself as a fortified, wi-fi free structure for families to ride out the crisis while working on their game, which was partially destroyed when besieged by feral townies, before being rescued by the national guard, discovering they where the sole survivors of their once typical town.