Husks 'R' Us

Do you loath dusty necropolises and crowded graveyards?
[Man comically, catastrophically, sneezes scattering human remains in all directions] [Women begins digging up a grave, but everyone turns and points towards her accusingly]

Husk procurement can be dangerous, difficult, not to mention taboo, so leave it to the professional

But need a husk for legal, recreational, ceremonial, medical, media, productions on stage, film or TV etc. or just to grind up or brew in a soup to give you a boner? We have husks of many species, sapient and primal, in formaldehyde, stuffed, mummified, skeletons and exoskeletons. We have exceptional specimens of husks, average ones, and husks deformed in every way imaginable, from husks that represent that species next step in their evolution, ones that were hunted for being just too different, to husks that begged us to kill them, we have the soulless remnant for you.

Can't choose one husk? Why not try one of our famous husk platters, or ask one of our Husk imagineers to help you build the husk of your dreams

While we do offer a wide variety of undead husks, ones that come with the promise that we charge the same price whether you are related to the husk, or just an aficionado, we also offer the  Husks 'R' Us Guarantee that our inanimate husks will never animate, and we back up that promise with ancient ruins carved into everyone of our husks, whether it is a zombie apocalypse or a vengeful warlock, our husks will never turn against you, that's the Husks 'R' Us difference.

We have adorable husks, you know, for the kids... awe!

So whether you are new to the world of husks, or an Ole'Husky, we have the variety and quality you've come to expect from Husks 'R' Us, the only husk merchant that is certified by the FDA to sell, distribute, appropriate, and produce husk products of every type, including ointments,lubricants, and tinctures, and licensed to sell extraterrestrial husks when captive populations reach a level where they can be treated as livestock. So come on down to a Husks 'R' Us near you, or our VHS catalog brought to you by a guy, who knows a guy.

Come again soon!!!

Scaramucci: "I can do more cocaine than any of you, and that makes ME BETTER THAN YOU!"

Here "The Mooch" can be seen describing the line of cocaine he just did, and he got the nickname "The Mooch" from always partaking in cocaine, while rarely paying for it

Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci blasted the gathered journalist after insisting on arm wrestling who he deemed their leader and lost, Scaramucci responded by calling him a "@#$%ing cheater" and promised that his lawyer is going to ruin him, between sniffles that were partially emotional, and partially from all the cocaine he just did. Scaramucci added:

"I can buy, sell and @#$% each of you and your mother, that is if I can get you all to stop jerking each other off long enough to bend you over, you're all bunch of @#$%ing leakers who wouldn't know their @#$% from their @#$%. Priebus, Bannon, and the white house presscorp sitting tree @-#-$-%-I-N-G, don't you look at me, don't you dare look at me you piece of @#$%! You haven't earned the right to look at me! I will take your eyes out with a melon baller! You all think you can waltz in here and judge, well the patriots will judge you when Trump declares hunting seasons OPEN on purveyors of fake news!"

He went on to make a series of noxious statements, and providing an encore of a few favorites, such as "Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac...'Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months" and "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock".Finally the President has bat@#$% insane to match his own, and a fan of twitter to boot.  

Metal Detectors are Islamophobic

Electrical currents are a Zionist plot, its a well known fact! Or possibly a common confusion, Einstein/ Edison could be the same person just using wigs and facial hair, you can't prove they aren't. As such it adds insult to injury to use them to detect the tools of the righteous martyr by occupying crusaders before they punch their ticket to paradise. Of course, perhaps, if the Palestinians hadn't desensitized the Israeli public to the absolute necessity of  onion like layers of defense to keep political murderers at bay, you know, with the Palestinians favorite form of protest being murder and all, they may be more sensitive to the opposition.

It's like Hiroshima had sex with MK-ULTRA and the abortion didn't die

There was a time, long ago, a Golden Age, beginning in 1968 when PFLP Hijacked El Al Flight 426 for 40 days till 1979 when Zionist beam detectors ended that halcyon Age of violent, Jet based protests, when proud Arab men got the attention they deserved for the worse possible reasons, with 9/11 being , sadly, the Indian Summer of it. Metal detectors are like West Bank Barrier walls, compressed into an entrance sized machine, dammit, the Zionist authorities won't even allow us the basic human dignity of spray painting metal detectors, much less smash them and their operators with an aluminum baseball bat, like the honor of the prophet demands.

Wandering, on a cross, or bust

I mean let us be fair with Islam (and to a much, much lesser extent, Christianity), when they were piecing together acceptable segments of the Jewish experience to form their own monotheistic system, they never really thought the Jews would mount a comeback, and both did their darnedest to make sure that was the case, but with the craziness of WWII and feeling bad about how many of them were murdered for no reason at all, they forgot that their belief systems rely on a weak and defeated Jewish people, way to drop the ball two largest monotheistic religions. To be fair to the Palestinians they did collaborate with the Nazis in hopes of liquidating the Levantine Jews, but you know what they say about the best laid plans...

If you despise Jews, Hitler is great company

Now, the enemies of Islam are making a mountain out of mole hill when the servants of Allah murdered two measly Policemen to infringe on the rights of Muslim Palestinians to use a religious shrine to launch attacks on the innocent. The idea that people who overwhelmingly support violence against their Jewish neighbors should be suspected of planning to harm Jews using any means necessary, just because they have used every means at their disposal to harm Jews in the past, is indefensible.

These Jewish dogs need to be smart, not right, and not start to think that there is some point were only right is right.



    

36% Of Americans just want to lay down their lives for their nation/city/family/single gesture, already for G-d's sake!

Overcomes ring-addiction AND helps save the fellowship, lucky duck

Most sensible Americans would never contemplate suicide, the social, financial, and, you know, legacy things, just make it unfeasible. On the other hand, on the battlefield? For glory? Immortalized in a noble cause [Nation strokes mustache thoughtfully]. I know what your saying, there are no noble causes, its all just shit and taxes, and that's the attitude that has kept you from feasting and fighting with eternal heroes in Valhalla, because any cause is righteous and worthy if A) Your getting paid B) It is legally (By your guys) sanctioned violence, that allows a sportsman like chance for death C) You gotta want it, and according to our survey 36% do.

All he wanted was to bravely save the kingdom from the evil incest family, and this is the thanks he gets, but he will be remembered, and there will be repercussions, so, pretty awesome

We are all flawed and fragile creatures living lives of occasional and fleeting purpose, you're meat, I'm meat, everyone you ever loved is or was meat, and if they ain't meat, they have returned to the primordial shit, but people don't say that about people who die for their beliefs, just ask Jesus, Joan of Arc, the entire cast of the Alamo, remembered on the screen, in art, as vaunted cultural icons beyond repute, with minor attention paid to the lives they lived before they got in over their heads and were martyred violently, with flimsy pretexts for cause, walla, you are a legend! Life is hard, but there is no end to folks trying to enlist folks in causes where they will face danger and death in their stead. So sign up get a gun and uniform and go be a hero just like your sergeant told you not to. Or, being the iconoclast you are invent or shape a fledgling movement in your image and then achieve G-d like status in your martyrdom, either way, have fun with it!

But nobody remembers the guy who gets pushed of a cliff by a cow ( The Field 1990), loser, with a loser dad