1)A Vagina smoking. A Vagina opening to reveal a human eye would also be acceptable.
2)Finding a Sad Midget clown in your closet
3)Looking at your hands and saying "What are these for?"
4)Understanding why they made so many Police academy movies.
6)Walking into a ER and finding a Monkey in doctors cloths doing surgery...With a banana... Properly!
7)The world of long haul truckers.
8)Dahli Esque worlds of improbable events and Physics were its always 9:30.
9) That we have not fought the Siafu!
10)Tim Burton in Eat the Pills Tim