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While both Trump and Clinton made their prefatory insults in regards to a man who has more executive and legislative experience than the two candidates combined, and has stuck to his political philosophy for the entirety of his political career, which is a level of fidelity that both of the other candidates find laughable. In the end they gleefully endorsed his plan, dreaming of all the drama and corruption they could cause with hundreds of billions of dollars that they will get to spend frivolously on things that improve the lives of no one except those being paid to do it. Clinton has already outlined her plan for a vast bureaucracy whose entire purpose will be to give cushy jobs to the 2nd sons of our nations leading families.
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Trump has, upon hearing of this new contest, driven his wall project into hundreds of billions of debt before construction even starts, using his trademark "Chapter 11" moves to restructure his debt and screw over even more Americans. He will also use these funds to deny basic rights to stigmatized minorities despite the cries of the Supreme Court and the Obamination in chief. Obama, clearly sniffling and petulant, is seeing his last chance to forge a legacy with other peoples money go up in smoke as the candidates frenzy to show America how expertly they can spend their money heats up and depetes the treasury. The Obama Administration continues to protest the emptied coffers of our nation and how this contest has excited the imagination of a easily distracted electorate, and stolen his thunder.