6/27/2005

More America! Less logic, please!

Nationalism: Is it enough?

No, I mean seriously people this is America. Most nations can get away with a misplaced sense of social purpose and cohesion, but we as Americans need 2 to 3 times more then any other peoples just to live! I kid you not. My plan involves the creation of a national G-d,lets just call it "The Lone Gunman" and we will sacrifice the elderly to its effigy as a form of communal bonding and caring. Of course this will will barely slake his thirst for human blood as he is a Dark and hungry G-d, a consumer of souls and bringer of doom. So my ideas is to build pyramids where captives can be brought and their blood poured into stone Idol of the Lone Gunman's mouth to slake his divine thirsts. Yeah this is going to work just fine...

10 things to do in the UK

10) Fight Redcoats (more for the dudes).
9) Remind them how we saved them in "The War," don't be specific.
8) Everytime you see a British Person Yell "its Mr.Bean!" they think its cool.
7) Say everything in a dinner theater Shakespearean voice.
6) Ask them about the Empire.
5) Whenever they use a British Colloquialism take on a blank expression for a minute until they explain it, they love to explain.
4) Start an industrial revolution.
3) Engage in an over stylized crime or heist.
2) Take embarrassing pictures of a member of the royal family For the papers and/or blackmail.
1) Steal an Elgin Marble, for the Turks!