|Sayyed Ali Hosseini Khamenei would like the USA to take a seat and rotate|
"I really don't know what we have to do to show you just how little we care about your sensibilities or what we would do to you if you ever fell into our power. We are planning a whole series of commemorative ballistic missiles capable carrying a nuclear war head and striking at US allies. We have already planned " Bend over Obama", "Iranian for Self Defense", "Totally not a nuclear delivery system [smirking face covering its mouth with its hand]" and many more, until we can finally weasel out of our treaty obligations and go all Allah on you."
It was also confirmed that there would be a "Trump" missile as well, but it was unclear if this was a insult or a licensing deal. Trump had this to say "Just so you understand, I don't know anything about Iran or its missile program, OK? I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with a Shia Theocracy or Islamic Revolution". Though he assured reporter that if a ballistic missile did bear his name it would have to be quality, and would definitely "Kill a lot of kikes".