The circle of, oh...dear G-d! NOoo!


After 16 years of  arguments, tears and a few laughs, a South African lioness brutally murdered her warden in a raw display of independence, for which she was immediately murdered.  Hluhluwe-Imfolozi wildlife park, in the eastern province of KwaZulu-Natal, will now be just a little bit quieter, a little bit sadder, and a little less sexually awkward to no longer have a warden and a mega LILF doing G-d's awful work.  

Marc Rubio admits to secret lust(s)


After George W. Bush brought this fetish into vogue it was just a matter of time before it crossed party lines. A young latino heart throb, a neglected and suffering wife... a wet rag and a water can.

Bleach that thing and get over it