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| Don't be fooled by the comical mask, this spider mom has begun a grotesque transformation, replacing her lips with mandible like parts, and she is sporting a wig because her scalp has become hard and chitinous, her glorious and terrifying transfiguration has begun! |
The new fad among twenty to forty -something mothers who feel overwhelmed and under appreciated is to ingest arachnid mutagen, seductively labeled Portia, named after genus of jumping spider it is harvested from, and begin a months long transformation that will render them unrecognizable, as they have become giant super intelligent spider moms, who often continue to try to care for their horrified family in increasingly twisted ways. 9 out of 10 spider moms report feeling peace, serenity, lack of empathy, and an unspeakable hunger.
Spidermom's will spend hours planning and then executing "Family Trips" were they will cocoon and abduct their estranges families taking them in tinted minivans to "Special Spider-mom family oriented attractions", which were once human attractions that have been infested with, and abandoned to, Spidermom's. before insisting that she drop everyone off at work/school, at some point in the night, still cocooned, to be found by someone in the morning, but not before force feeding them with a funnel a puree of all the foods she thinks they should be eating, before checking their webs, drinking a box of wine, and sleeping it off till the next family adventure.
Some spider mom's are opportunistic hunter's, placing webs for drunks, bicyclist and people with poor eyesight who refuse to get glasses, though most choose to lure their prey into the open before subduing them, sometimes nagging them to come out into the open for weeks, before the exasperation of her prey dooms them. The spidermom's favorite prey is other non-spidermom's, though they have been known to consume other spidermom's who say anything, even mildly, critical. They have also been known to prey on men who turn down their sexual advances as they believe themselves to be excellent mimics.
