Count down to the Fourth of July
Okay people why do we pay for the Packaging? Those vegetables next to the steak that are never eaten and they're for purely aesthetic purposes? Public education? Because we as Americans love to waste things others would love, because it makes us feel good about ourselves; and makes starting a fight so much easier. We consume not out of negligence or gluttony, oh no, we do it so those we hate can't get it, and boy do we hate. In short if Americans have something you want, we took it not because we wanted it but because we didn't want you to have it.
Happy Fourth of July Muthafukas' [possessive because I own you]