6/27/2005

10 things to do in the UK

10) Fight Redcoats (more for the dudes).
9) Remind them how we saved them in "The War," don't be specific.
8) Everytime you see a British Person Yell "its Mr.Bean!" they think its cool.
7) Say everything in a dinner theater Shakespearean voice.
6) Ask them about the Empire.
5) Whenever they use a British Colloquialism take on a blank expression for a minute until they explain it, they love to explain.
4) Start an industrial revolution.
3) Engage in an over stylized crime or heist.
2) Take embarrassing pictures of a member of the royal family For the papers and/or blackmail.
1) Steal an Elgin Marble, for the Turks!

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