While Melanie is away Trump shall play...

It's going to happen

It seems much of Trump's alleged and proven misogyny, and the fact that so much of it has been made public, is all a "Trump red herring", both in the sense that he is not looking for lady butt, but instead the butt of former Mayor of London, who is Trump's Time-Travelling son, AND the sex act. While Melanie is safely in New York City trying to raise and contain a increasingly petulant, sexual, and cannibalistic Barron, safely, while making sure he only fuck/eats the best society has to offer (preferring vegan liberals), whereas, left to his own devices, he would mostly prey on street people.

When he has chosen a protester, he will squeeze his mother hand and indicate, and she will have Trump  personal dressed as secret service, escort them to to a nondescript Panel Van were he can feed in peace  

 
So with mommy preoccupied with what one psychotherapist described as a "Shadow of a soul whose only sincere drives are carnal and depraved satisfactions and dominance", Trump has had to make his own fun...

By which I mean he intends to Rape-or-be-Raped by the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Boris Johnson.

"I'm here to violently engage in penetration with a US President and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum"

In video taped matches between himself and Boris taped by either Ivanka or Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hulk Hogan on the behalf of a series of shadowy shell corporations, probably run by the Russian government, Trump has turned the white house grounds into their rape ranch, dressing in garish costumes, playing out unlikely and unsavory scenarios, to the utter disgust of the Secret service, Kellyanne Conway, who the two men often dry hump between them, and unwitting tour groups, the two men employ stealth,' guile and strength in successively catching, pacifying and raping each other.

"Remember boys, no matter what you hear, see, smell or sense by other means, do not open the limo till they give us the safe word, do you hear me!"