Do you hear ethereal voices scream from the margins of songs and do you see curses in the silent still mumblings of passersby
Do you dream of blood spilling across the horizon in a sunset; Hidden sinister meanings in children's play time songs.
Do statues turn their stoic necks to gaze upon you when our back is turned; Do crows find you no matter where you hide.
Do violins play in the distance and Indians chant from broken radios; Do you awaken every morning to clammy phantom hands about your neck, vanishing like your dreams of fiery Charnel houses and skinless men covered in ants.
If so, Shhh...No one need know.
6/30/2005
Wasting Stuff: For Democracy!
Count down to the Fourth of July
Okay people why do we pay for the Packaging? Those vegetables next to the steak that are never eaten and they're for purely aesthetic purposes? Public education? Because we as Americans love to waste things others would love, because it makes us feel good about ourselves; and makes starting a fight so much easier. We consume not out of negligence or gluttony, oh no, we do it so those we hate can't get it, and boy do we hate. In short if Americans have something you want, we took it not because we wanted it but because we didn't want you to have it.
Happy Fourth of July Muthafukas' [possessive because I own you]
Okay people why do we pay for the Packaging? Those vegetables next to the steak that are never eaten and they're for purely aesthetic purposes? Public education? Because we as Americans love to waste things others would love, because it makes us feel good about ourselves; and makes starting a fight so much easier. We consume not out of negligence or gluttony, oh no, we do it so those we hate can't get it, and boy do we hate. In short if Americans have something you want, we took it not because we wanted it but because we didn't want you to have it.
Happy Fourth of July Muthafukas' [possessive because I own you]
6/27/2005
More America! Less logic, please!
Nationalism: Is it enough?
No, I mean seriously people this is America. Most nations can get away with a misplaced sense of social purpose and cohesion, but we as Americans need 2 to 3 times more then any other peoples just to live! I kid you not. My plan involves the creation of a national G-d,lets just call it "The Lone Gunman" and we will sacrifice the elderly to its effigy as a form of communal bonding and caring. Of course this will will barely slake his thirst for human blood as he is a Dark and hungry G-d, a consumer of souls and bringer of doom. So my ideas is to build pyramids where captives can be brought and their blood poured into stone Idol of the Lone Gunman's mouth to slake his divine thirsts. Yeah this is going to work just fine...
No, I mean seriously people this is America. Most nations can get away with a misplaced sense of social purpose and cohesion, but we as Americans need 2 to 3 times more then any other peoples just to live! I kid you not. My plan involves the creation of a national G-d,lets just call it "The Lone Gunman" and we will sacrifice the elderly to its effigy as a form of communal bonding and caring. Of course this will will barely slake his thirst for human blood as he is a Dark and hungry G-d, a consumer of souls and bringer of doom. So my ideas is to build pyramids where captives can be brought and their blood poured into stone Idol of the Lone Gunman's mouth to slake his divine thirsts. Yeah this is going to work just fine...
10 things to do in the UK
10) Fight Redcoats (more for the dudes).
9) Remind them how we saved them in "The War," don't be specific.
8) Everytime you see a British Person Yell "its Mr.Bean!" they think its cool.
7) Say everything in a dinner theater Shakespearean voice.
6) Ask them about the Empire.
5) Whenever they use a British Colloquialism take on a blank expression for a minute until they explain it, they love to explain.
4) Start an industrial revolution.
3) Engage in an over stylized crime or heist.
2) Take embarrassing pictures of a member of the royal family For the papers and/or blackmail.
1) Steal an Elgin Marble, for the Turks!
9) Remind them how we saved them in "The War," don't be specific.
8) Everytime you see a British Person Yell "its Mr.Bean!" they think its cool.
7) Say everything in a dinner theater Shakespearean voice.
6) Ask them about the Empire.
5) Whenever they use a British Colloquialism take on a blank expression for a minute until they explain it, they love to explain.
4) Start an industrial revolution.
3) Engage in an over stylized crime or heist.
2) Take embarrassing pictures of a member of the royal family For the papers and/or blackmail.
1) Steal an Elgin Marble, for the Turks!
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