Intelligent design!

I think we should only teach Intelligent design in the classrooms based on the scientologists model, to be tolerant.

Job experience

I need more Job experience, that's what it comes down to. I am going to get so much Job experience that not even G-d himself could stop me.

Good T-shirt Idea: "The only thing between me and you is this shirt and Job Experience."

A list of the weirdest things in the world Part I

1)A Vagina smoking. A Vagina opening to reveal a human eye would also be acceptable.

2)Finding a Sad Midget clown in your closet

3)Looking at your hands and saying "What are these for?"

4)Understanding why they made so many Police academy movies.

6)Walking into a ER and finding a Monkey in doctors cloths doing surgery...With a banana... Properly!

7)The world of long haul truckers.

8)Dahli Esque worlds of improbable events and Physics were its always 9:30.

9) That we have not fought the Siafu!


10)Tim Burton in Eat the Pills Tim

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