Trumps entire personality has been shaped by his battle with chronic constipation

Trump describes, in graphic and unwanted detail, his daily battle to remove golf ball like scat from his chapped cloaca 

After careful deliberation, a blue ribbon panel of psychologists,entomologist and proctologists have concurred the Republic abomination, Trump Mc-Donald's attitudes, beliefs and even sense of spirituality and worth are all related to and built upon a foundation of chronic fecal impaction going back over 45 years. Carrying a daily average of around 30-40 pounds of solid waste in addition to a lugubrious sludge produced when he eats faux mexican food from one of his many "authentic"(quotations were added to emphasize the sarcasm)  restaurants, the outsider candidate sometimes becomes a winter wadi of silty discharge when he eats an entire nacho hat to try and prove to his Hispanic cleaning staff that his hatred of their race is conditional and he recognized the existence of good ones, both due to the partial cathartic release he gets from an incomplete feculent discharge, and that, with the general release of waste, which puts pressure on much of his vascular system, intern, this affords him moments of partial, delirious, "clarity" after each squirt. It is also believed that some of his behavior is directly influenced by the royal scarabs gestating within his knotty fibrous dung formation that makes up over a fifth of his mass.  Infected by a rare form of Scarbaeus sacer, who have been collecting young shit from his upper intestines since the mid 70's and forming them into relatively vast structures like those formed by using puddled and poured adobe, for themselves and their larva, and eventually, sometime in the late 90's attained a sort of hive sentience, that was both entirely self centered and instinctual, slowly taking over its hosts higher functions, and instinctively attempting to attain hierarchic dominance through the most crude and direct method available. Seemingly, the only way for King Scarab not to be elected to the White House, is if we get him to literally shit his his brains out.  

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Marwan! Marwan! Marwan!

Marwan Barghouti continuing to resist Israel by farting in the prison transport on a 90 degree day

Mustafa Barghouti, or as his older more famous and violent cousin Marwan like's to call him " The Proctologist", after insinuating his impotence and somehow reminding him that he won a position from jail that Mustafa himself had failed to attain, could be seen turning beet red and visible steam, seemingly under pressure to the point that he began making tea pot like noises, after hearing that Palestinians around the globe and the nation of Tunisia have backed Marwan, who is currently serving five consecutive life sentences for masterminding three terrorist attacks that killed 5 civilians, for the Nobel Peace prize, a prize Mustafa had been nominated for  in 2010 by Mairead Maguire, who said he deserved the award because " A prize to Barghouti would be a recognition of not only his great spirit of peace and nonviolence, but also the Palestinian Nonviolent Movement, which gives us all hope for the future of Palestine, Israel and the Middle East Community"  while Marwan's own brother, Maqbel, described Marwan as "a naughty and rebellious boy". In fact when Mustafa heard the campaign is also backed by Adolfo Perez Esquivel, an Argentine human rights activist, pacifist and writer who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1980, he became so enrage and consumed by jealousy  that he exploded, leaving himself singed and seething. As of now Mustafa has locked himself in his room and is promising to never come out again.