7/31/2017

Did Scaramucci party too hearty? Or not hearty enough?

In 10 of the wackier days of the wackiest presidency to date, there was the worst possible Italian stereotype possible without kidnapping James Gandolfini's family as leverage, to force him to plays Tony Soprano, as the White House Communications Director, for real, and to cope, did a mountain of cocaine. He was fired by John " The Face of Death" Kelly, probably for being a complete idiot.

The Grim Reaper attempts to look hopeful
Now did the president allow a decorated veteran, who also happens to be an excellent Colonel Klink for a Hogan's Hero's reboot,  to fire someone his boss hired less than a fortnight (14 days) ago, because he was an almost G-d like embarrassment, that even Trump, obviously found embarrassing, or was he just being a "Mooch".


At first they said having a mound of cocaine on your Oval Office desk was unacceptable, then Trump came along

One has to ask, because if we don't Obama supported deep state operatives will assassinate me, and randomly decimate those I love, is this all part of Trump's mildly hidden, Pro-Cocaine stance? Hampered by an old military square? Or an Italian who was supposed to funnel drugs and prostitutes into the white-house discretely, but instead put the embarrassment in chief to shame, in person, and on twitter ("Twitter" is Scaramucci's and Trump's mutual favorite underage prostitute, possibly another source of friction [child like giggling]) , as well as social media? "John Kelly" is also Trump's safe word when he is being sexually tortured by Latina's in maid costumes while he is away at one of his many resorts and clubs avoiding the responsibilities of the office. What if this is all an elaborate big-cat like making dance, miles and miles of pursuit before "Alpha Kelly" "Tames" " President" Trump, the political bad boy brought to heel by a... sorry, no, its gross, its all gross, its like eating a plate of brownies you know a table spoon of @#$% has been mixed into, G-d help us all. What if Scaramucci was nothing more than man-bait to lure Kelly from being the head of a department, to the chief of Trump's staff? Why does everything about this presidency have to be wrong?

7/28/2017

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7/27/2017

Scaramucci: "I can do more cocaine than any of you, and that makes ME BETTER THAN YOU!"

Here "The Mooch" can be seen describing the line of cocaine he just did, and he got the nickname "The Mooch" from always partaking in cocaine, while rarely paying for it


Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci blasted the gathered journalist after insisting on arm wrestling who he deemed their leader and lost, Scaramucci responded by calling him a "@#$%ing cheater" and promised that his lawyer is going to ruin him, between sniffles that were partially emotional, and partially from all the cocaine he just did. Scaramucci added:

"I can buy, sell and @#$% each of you and your mother, that is if I can get you all to stop jerking each other off long enough to bend you over, you're all bunch of @#$%ing leakers who wouldn't know their @#$% from their @#$%. Priebus, Bannon, and the white house presscorp sitting tree @-#-$-%-I-N-G, don't you look at me, don't you dare look at me you piece of @#$%! You haven't earned the right to look at me! I will take your eyes out with a melon baller! You all think you can waltz in here and judge, well the patriots will judge you when Trump declares hunting seasons OPEN on purveyors of fake news!"

He went on to make a series of noxious statements, and providing an encore of a few favorites, such as "Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac...'Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months" and "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock".Finally the President has bat@#$% insane to match his own, and a fan of twitter to boot.  

7/23/2017

Metal Detectors are Islamophobic

Electrical currents are a Zionist plot, its a well known fact! Or possibly a common confusion, Einstein/ Edison could be the same person just using wigs and facial hair, you can't prove they aren't. As such it adds insult to injury to use them to detect the tools of the righteous martyr by occupying crusaders before they punch their ticket to paradise. Of course, perhaps, if the Palestinians hadn't desensitized the Israeli public to the absolute necessity of  onion like layers of defense to keep political murderers at bay, you know, with the Palestinians favorite form of protest being murder and all, they may be more sensitive to the opposition.

It's like Hiroshima had sex with MK-ULTRA and the abortion didn't die



There was a time, long ago, a Golden Age, beginning in 1968 when PFLP Hijacked El Al Flight 426 for 40 days till 1979 when Zionist beam detectors ended that halcyon Age of violent, Jet based protests, when proud Arab men got the attention they deserved for the worse possible reasons, with 9/11 being , sadly, the Indian Summer of it. Metal detectors are like West Bank Barrier walls, compressed into an entrance sized machine, dammit, the Zionist authorities won't even allow us the basic human dignity of spray painting metal detectors, much less smash them and their operators with an aluminum baseball bat, like the honor of the prophet demands.

Wandering, on a cross, or bust


I mean let us be fair with Islam (and to a much, much lesser extent, Christianity), when they were piecing together acceptable segments of the Jewish experience to form their own monotheistic system, they never really thought the Jews would mount a comeback, and both did their darnedest to make sure that was the case, but with the craziness of WWII and feeling bad about how many of them were murdered for no reason at all, they forgot that their belief systems rely on a weak and defeated Jewish people, way to drop the ball two largest monotheistic religions. To be fair to the Palestinians they did collaborate with the Nazis in hopes of liquidating the Levantine Jews, but you know what they say about the best laid plans...

If you despise Jews, Hitler is great company


Now, the enemies of Islam are making a mountain out of mole hill when the servants of Allah murdered two measly Policemen to infringe on the rights of Muslim Palestinians to use a religious shrine to launch attacks on the innocent. The idea that people who overwhelmingly support violence against their Jewish neighbors should be suspected of planning to harm Jews using any means necessary, just because they have used every means at their disposal to harm Jews in the past, is indefensible.

These Jewish dogs need to be smart, not right, and not start to think that there is some point were only right is right.